Obesseus is headed back in time, and Ancient Snackland is not ready for him.

When a cursed royal crown sends Obesseus and his friends hurtling into the distant past, they land in a wild world of Dino Nuggets, pretzel forests, lemonade fortresses, sacred snacks, and rules no one asked for. But the real danger is Julian Jellybean, who is twisting Ancient Snackland’s history with mysterious purple magic.

To get home, Obesseus must survive Captain Calorie Counter, Tammie Tuna, corrupted Anchovy Scouts, impossible traps, and the No Fun Squad’s relentless obsession with overtime. Along the way, Conflicted Tomato may discover that being confused is exactly what Snackland needs.

Packed with Slam-Fu, food-powered chaos, Dino Nuggets, ridiculous workplace rules, and one very important crown, Obesseus: Escape from Ancient Snackland is a prehistoric adventure where saving the future means surviving the past.