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You Probably Won’t Read This: A Book of Poetry

Gene Larson’s You Probably Won’t Read This is a warm, plainspoken collection of 45 short pieces that finds poetry in animals, language, marriage, television, golf, mortality, and the oddities of everyday life. Most of the poems move with an easy rhyme and a storyteller’s timing, often building toward a pun or comic reversal. Larson writes as though he’s sharing observations across the kitchen table, and the spacious page design gives each piece room to breathe.

The humor is the book’s most constant pleasure. Poems such as “Ears to You,” “None of Your Business,” and “Get to the Point” turn familiar phrases inside out, while “Over and Over” uses its visual shape to make the joke part of the reading experience. The tightest pieces land especially well because Larson knows how to set up a rhyme, delay the payoff, and exit quickly. Longer comic poems sometimes settle into a predictable rhythm, but their genial voice keeps them moving.

A deeper current emerges whenever Larson writes about love, loss, and growing older. “Lucky Me,” the collection’s autobiographical prose interlude, recounts meeting the woman who became his wife and spending 65 years with her. Its tenderness gives added weight to “Missing You” and “That Which Was Still Is,” where simple language carries real grief. Poems about a locked church, a lonely restaurant meal, vanished childhood touchstones, environmental damage, and spiritual doubt also reveal a writer taking stock of a long life. That movement between silliness and sorrow gives the collection its personality.

This book will appeal most to readers who enjoy accessible, rhyming verse, gentle wordplay, nostalgic humor, and reflections on companionship and aging. It’s particularly well suited to people who like poetry in small, inviting portions, as many pieces can be read in a minute and remembered for much longer. Larson’s voice is companionable, curious, and openly sentimental, making the collection feel less like a formal literary exercise and more like an afternoon spent listening to a witty older friend tell stories.

Pages: 78 | ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0H63BMD13

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