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Jeffrey Arnold Author Interview

“Lesbian Vampire College Girls” plunges readers into a journey of fame, self-discovery, and unexpected advocacy, woven within a tantalizing tale that blurs the lines between the erotic and a discourse on gender inequality. What was the inspiration for the setup of your story?

I was looking for a topical subject that I could inject into an absurd situation. I wasn’t trying to take a side, I was only hoping to cast a humorous perspective on how we often stampede to judgements without really thinking.

How did you navigate the balance between the erotic elements and the deeper themes that emerged in the novel, especially the unintended feminist championing?

That was relatively easy. I simply took a real subject, introduced it into a ridiculous situation and gave it unwaranted attention and credibility. Then I threw fame and money into the mix. We see this all the time today in our discussions and disagreements on politics, religion, sexual orientation, professional relationships and media. I think today’s generation think that the day of the hard-sell ended in the1950s-60s with Mad Men. Sorry, but I’m afraid that the day of the hard-sell is just beginning.

Jack Knowles is depicted as an enigmatic protagonist with eccentric and whimsical behavior. How much of his character is drawn from your own experiences or people you know?

Let’s just say that I KNOW Jack Knowles, and that I see him everywhere I look in social media, movies and newspapers today. He’s not hard to find. He’s a good and decent guy that just got lost along the way and wants to find his way back. It’s a Faustian Tale in the 21st Century.

The comedic undertones in the novel, particularly with Knowles’ neighbors, add levity to the story. How important was humor in conveying the broader themes of fame, friendship, and self-discovery?

Humor is the glue that holds people together around the world. Humans are the only animal that shares this common bond. It crosses all cultural, religious, political and racial lines. Without looking at each other’s shared absurdities and laughing, this story would serve no purpose.

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LESBIAN VAMPIRE COLLEGE GIRLS, takes a satirical look
at our culture’s worship of celebrity without
consideration of the merits associated with fame.
Basically, we have ceased to care about what the
celebrity contributes to society. In today’s WOKE world
fame and money alone, are all that counts.

We see this first hand through the eyes of Jack Knowles,
a writer of critically acclaimed books, but lacking rock
star fame or money he feels cheated. Dissatisfied with his
life he embarks on a Faustian contract seeking celebrity
and fortune without consideration for the personal
consequences. This leads him to the doorstep of Cyn
Poloski, a celebrated book publicist who knows the sort
of books that sell, and the kind of author Jack Knowles
has to become to become a celebrity. So, with the
seductive lure of unimagined success cast before him

Jack Knowles writes, Lesbian Vampire College Girls. But
rather than it simply becoming a pulp fiction best seller,
it miraculously becomes a critically acclaimed
cornerstone for the women’s movement. Jack Knowles is
seen as the champion for women’s equality. This bizarre
and totally absurd turn of events leaves him in a moral
dilemma; risk losing his newfound fame and fortune by
confronting this case of misplaced adulation, or go along
with it and sacrifice his artistic soul.
Lesbian Vampire College Girls, takes us on an absurd
comic ride making us look squarely at our obsession with
celebrity at any cost.

Lesbian Vampire College Girls

Jack Knowles’ unexpected triumph, “Lesbian Vampire College Girls,” is a transformative tour de force that not only reshaped his career but also redirected the contemporary literary landscape. Known for his eccentricity and pulsating creativity, Knowles incited worry amongst his family circle, who anxiously pondered whether his divergent tendencies had veered towards substance abuse. However, this concern was quickly eclipsed by the meteoric success of his audacious novel.

Teetering on the edge of the erotic, “Lesbian Vampire College Girls” roused a public reception that could best be described as a standing ovation. However, in an unexpected twist of events, the narrative was misconstrued as an illuminating discourse on gender inequality, thus painting Knowles as an unintended advocate for women’s rights.

This unwarranted shift in perception threw Knowles into a profound predicament; torn between revealing his authentic motivations behind the creation of his oeuvre, or embracing the unexpected mantle of a feminist champion. In the wake of his skyrocketing fame, adversity also found him, with a growing cadre of detractors likening his novel to something bordering on the diabolical. “Lesbian Vampire College Girls” invites readers to accompany Knowles on this rollercoaster journey, braving the relentless tide of popularity, eccentric neighbors, personal self-discovery, and complex interpersonal relationships.

Knowles is undeniably an enigmatic protagonist. His whimsical behavior, often credited to the unpredictability of artistic genius, lends depth to his character. Despite sporadic lapses into impulsive decision-making, Knowles emerges as an empathetic figure. The narrative serves as a compelling window into the trials and tribulations of fame, woven with a rich tapestry of friendship, love, intrigue, and humor.

Even though the cast of characters is selective, each one is exquisitely fleshed out. The comedic undertones of Knowles’ neighbors particularly add a touch of levity. This intriguing narrative also offers a unique perspective, encouraging readers to appreciate their own ‘ordinary’ lives, away from the limelight’s glare. The steady pace and lucid storyline make “Lesbian Vampire College Girls” an engaging read that isn’t overly demanding on the reader.

Penned by Jeffrey Arnold, “Lesbian Vampire College Girls” caters to an eclectic audience, particularly those intrigued by fictional narratives that cleverly intertwine elements of vampire lore with sensual undertones. This unconventional literary offering promises to captivate readers, challenging their perceptions and expectations of contemporary fiction.

Pages: 135 | ASIN: B0CDQDQG3J

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